OFFICIAL INCIDENT
The Great Mud Heist
Three suspects. One muddy operation. Nobody is talking.
Open the case →THE OFFICIAL INMATE FILE
Winchester
The Sergeant
RAP SHEET
- Age
- Not on file
- Breed
- Chesapeake Bay Retriever
- Aliases
- The big guy
- Known offenses
- Unauthorized snack surveillance · Possession of everyone’s favorite spot
- Special skills
- Waterfowl retrieval · Supervising the other two
- Current status
- Monitoring the situation. Deeply unimpressed.
PAROLE UNDER REVIEW
BEHIND THE RAP SHEET
Intelligent, methodical, highly food-motivated. Household security with a soft spot for snacks.
Off-duty interests: Training, dock diving, retrieving
On the record: Dock-diving jumps of approximately 16 feet
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE
The mugshot is on file. Further evidence is being collected.
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